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Did Taylor overnight this cake to Selena’s boat?What did she do with the cake if she did not, in fact, overnight the cake to Selena’s boat?What does it mean to “Gomez or go home?“What flavor is this cake? Why is Taylor’s frosting handwriting so immaculate? Whose frosting handwriting is that immaculate? That’s insane?The “I MEAN I COULD BUT WHY WOULD I WANT 2” bit — is that in reference to not letting distance stop her from celebrating Selena’s birthday? Or is it in reference to the “Gomez or go home thing,” which I’d still love some clarification on, BTW.If Taylor did not overnight this cake, did she eat it all by herself? Does there now exist, somewhere in this world, a video of Taylor Swift crushing an entire pink-frosted cake? Will the world truly ever know the answers to these questions?Does any of it matter at all?
